Twilight!

My take on the fans of Twilight, and the haters. I just need to talk about it and this seemed like a good place to put it... even though I haven't posted probably for half a year. Hahaha.

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There are several things to say about Twilight. If you know me, then you know I do not like Twilight for the most part. At first, I LOVED Twilight. Edward, in my opinion, was amazing. (It didn’t help that I was obsessed with Edward Elric from FMA at that time, so I replaced the books description of Edward with the anime Edward Elric.) I also thought I was in love with Jacob Black. So I read Eclipse when it came out, and I liked it. When Edward and Jacob had that conversation about how amazing Bella was to them… I wished I were Bella.

Bella, Bella, Bella.

I hope you guys know a Mary-sue when you see one.

Bella is Stephanie Meyer. I hope that you realize that too. Well, really, Bella is everything that Stephanie Meyer wished she was.

AND yadda yadda yadda. There is SO much crap wrong with Twilight, but I don’t give a shit right now. Read any rant about dissing Twilight and I will most likely agree now, and I don’t really want to rant on it.

But, what I do want to rant about: I really am pissed off at is how people are COMPLAINING about how AWFUL Twilight is, ALL the freaking. time.

A few examples.

“Yeah, so today, I pissed off that Twilighter!”

“I went to the movie only so I could make fun of it!”

“I went as Edward as Halloween, cept I gave him fairy wings!”

“I wrote Twilight sucks on the bathroom wall!”

“Stupid Twitards.”

ETC.

There are guilds dedicated to hating Twilight. I’m in an Anti-Twilight Gaia guild and I joined, you know, just because.

The same people won’t stop saying how awful Twilight is.

Seriously?

You can comment for months on end how bad Twilight is?

Get a life.

Eventually, all the Twitards will get one too.

Okay, I can’t hold back a rant.

A few examples.

Edward- Abusive bipolar boyfriend.

Bella – Mary-sue who can’t survive without a man in her life. She tried to replace Edward with Jacob, but only tried to hurt herself more so she could somehow hear Edward’s voice. If she’s so smart, why does she do that? Why does she make her father worry?

‘cause it’s true love we’re talking about, right? You can’t just ignore the calling of true love.

… even though Bella thought she was drastically in love with Edward after two weeks of meeting him…

And, ew. The description of Bella kissing Edward! Meyer describes Edward as Adonis, the Greek statue, with rock hard skin.

So it’s basically like kissing a rock. Yuck…

Jacob – Hot, sexy werewolf who lusts after Bella. And Bella lusts after him. She was never in love with Jacob. She just thought she was, and disguised her lust for a man with the term ‘love.’

Lastly, Midnight Sun – Sex. Ed for Tweens.

I’m done with my rant. I will not complain to the world anymore. I will just go watch New Moon with my friends, and complain about it after the movie. I will try not to disturb any Twilighter, not that I ever try to anyways. (But I don’t speak for my friends.)

/sigh.

And I would leave the guild on Gaia, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. I’m just sick of Twilight being analyzed: People who don’t like Twilight KNOW what is wrong with it. Let’s just not join together and talk about how bad it is- that’s been done enough already and it only feeds the Twitards…

Twilight *will* die down. It won’t be soon because of the movies, but… still…

So, just quickly here, I started a new blog for me to talk about hings non-writing related on. theauthorsdream.blogspot.com

Nick, go read it.
Holly, your choice, don't.

~~~Olivia~~~ Hopeful

HAH! I can do this at school!!!

so... how's life? honestly now, tell me? Ok, ok, fine. I'll go first.

life is awesome.
Your turn.

What do you mean that doesn't count??? ok, fine. A little more detail.

Went to Corps Cadet Retreat last weekend. Had a blast. Nick couldn't come over yesterday, *cry* but I get to go over to his house today! *celebrates!!!*

no, I haven't written anything in a while... yeah, I know. I keep saying I will, and then I don't. So, maybe I just write more often when I'm stressed out... I've noticed that I ussually write poems after I've been thinking so much that I want to cry... and... well, honestly! Why would I want to put myself in that state on purpose?!?!?!

Your turn.
Yes, you.
I know you exist! I am very proud to know that my imaginary audience has graduated into existence! I know of one person out there who reads this! So HAH!

Oh, and Holly!!! why haven't you posted in forever??? (no, you aren't part of my imaginary audience. You are a coauthor...)

So, anywayss, bell's a ringin!

~~~Olivia~~~

NWRNWRNWRNWRNWRNWRNWR :P

December

AGH!!! I need to write something... I need a plot... I've given up on "Price of Darkness" it was too much of a ... of a ... too... impossible? Then again, I gave up on PoD last year... I also gave up on my "Once Upon a Time" story/bio. I'm thinking, I do best when I stick to short stories.

I really want to write a good short story, and post it in PRISM, our school's magazine. Maybe a poem... hmmm.... I'll have to have fun with that.

Thinking... thinking... thinking....

I really don't want to be done writing this post.

And how have i been spending my days, such that i have not written to ye, my imaginary audience???

Ahhh... I thought you'd never ask....

Well, I'm not going to tell you :P

Well, I'll give a hint. It has to do with that "NWR" person i mentioned in my last post....

Yes, he is still my constant distraction. Two months!!!!!!!!!!!! Two months now... No wonder I LOST at NaNoWriMo... Oh great, not again. I just lost the game. YEESH!!! I can't turn around without thinking of it!!! eh. Oh well.

hmmm... What else has happened... I have discovered, much to my embarresment, that I am GIRLY... seriously. I've been living with boys WAY too long. I should NOT be embarresed about this.

so yeah. That'll be it for now, I guess.

~~~Olivia

~~~~~~~Thinking of HIM.

Hello folks.

~Yes, I know. I'm supposed to be busy writing my NaNoWriMo, not composing letters to an imaginary audience. But in the end, I decided, you know what? It's basically the same thing.

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~So, yeah. NaNoWriMo was working out wonderfully on Saturday... got like... 3,400 or so words done, right? And then... well, I haven't written more than 200 words since then... so I really need to get busy. But you all know what friends are for? Right? yep. Procrastination. So... I've been busy procrastinating. Talking to You Folks.

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~Meh. Life is good. a little TOO good, if you ask me. I'm beginning to feel like I've had nothing but emotional chocolate all week. I've seriously been looking for insults. Trying to make someone ... this sounds really weird, doesn't it? But I seriously went to my brothers, and asked them to insult me. Of course they wouldn't do it. Annoying brats. Oh well, I love 'em. Anyways, back to the chocolate. I've emotionally had nothing but chocolate all week, and people need both chocolate and broccoli. Even though we'd much rather live on chocolate, we need to have broccoli too. Otherwise we get a stomache-ache. Well, ... this sounded a lot better when I thought about it. But anyways, yeah. I've said my philosophical piece of pie for the day.

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~~~OLIVIA~~~