My take on the fans of Twilight, and the haters. I just need to talk about it and this seemed like a good place to put it... even though I haven't posted probably for half a year. Hahaha.
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There are several things to say about Twilight. If you know me, then you know I do not like Twilight for the most part. At first, I LOVED Twilight. Edward, in my opinion, was amazing. (It didn’t help that I was obsessed with Edward Elric from FMA at that time, so I replaced the books description of Edward with the anime Edward Elric.) I also thought I was in love with Jacob Black. So I read Eclipse when it came out, and I liked it. When Edward and Jacob had that conversation about how amazing Bella was to them… I wished I were Bella.
Bella, Bella, Bella.
I hope you guys know a Mary-sue when you see one.
Bella is Stephanie Meyer. I hope that you realize that too. Well, really, Bella is everything that Stephanie Meyer wished she was.
AND yadda yadda yadda. There is SO much crap wrong with Twilight, but I don’t give a shit right now. Read any rant about dissing Twilight and I will most likely agree now, and I don’t really want to rant on it.
But, what I do want to rant about: I really am pissed off at is how people are COMPLAINING about how AWFUL Twilight is, ALL the freaking. time.
A few examples.
“Yeah, so today, I pissed off that Twilighter!”
“I went to the movie only so I could make fun of it!”
“I went as Edward as Halloween, cept I gave him fairy wings!”
“I wrote Twilight sucks on the bathroom wall!”
“Stupid Twitards.”
ETC.
There are guilds dedicated to hating Twilight. I’m in an Anti-Twilight Gaia guild and I joined, you know, just because.
The same people won’t stop saying how awful Twilight is.
Seriously?
You can comment for months on end how bad Twilight is?
Get a life.
Eventually, all the Twitards will get one too.
Okay, I can’t hold back a rant.
A few examples.
Edward- Abusive bipolar boyfriend.
Bella – Mary-sue who can’t survive without a man in her life. She tried to replace Edward with Jacob, but only tried to hurt herself more so she could somehow hear Edward’s voice. If she’s so smart, why does she do that? Why does she make her father worry?
‘cause it’s true love we’re talking about, right? You can’t just ignore the calling of true love.
… even though Bella thought she was drastically in love with Edward after two weeks of meeting him…
And, ew. The description of Bella kissing Edward! Meyer describes Edward as Adonis, the Greek statue, with rock hard skin.
So it’s basically like kissing a rock. Yuck…
Jacob – Hot, sexy werewolf who lusts after Bella. And Bella lusts after him. She was never in love with Jacob. She just thought she was, and disguised her lust for a man with the term ‘love.’
Lastly, Midnight Sun – Sex. Ed for Tweens.
I’m done with my rant. I will not complain to the world anymore. I will just go watch New Moon with my friends, and complain about it after the movie. I will try not to disturb any Twilighter, not that I ever try to anyways. (But I don’t speak for my friends.)
/sigh.
And I would leave the guild on Gaia, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. I’m just sick of Twilight being analyzed: People who don’t like Twilight KNOW what is wrong with it. Let’s just not join together and talk about how bad it is- that’s been done enough already and it only feeds the Twitards…
Twilight *will* die down. It won’t be soon because of the movies, but… still…
